Randomosity With Buttons And Cheese

Another pointless blog, but ahh well.

I dragged Fraz into town today, mainly cause I didn’t wanna hang round with my mum and sister but I needed to go into the phone shop (although they really didn’t help. Dammit, and James is so fine [yes Fraz, fiine]) soo I took Fraz =D

After the phone shop shizz we marched off to Poundland (Fraz’s home from home…other than my house =P). We walked round, pointing out all the usual amazing Poundland things…and then we found these hats. There was a turkey hat, a pig hat, an Irish leprechaun hat, and an Irish hat with ginger pigtails. Of course, we tried them on, and decided we were going to buy them. Fraz settled for the Irish leprechaun hat (the irony; he’s so tall, he’s like three leprechauns stacked on top of each other) and i went for the turkey hat.

Fraz spotted a huuuuuge box of straws (by huge I mean the straws were reeeally long) and so he obviously bought them.

We walked round with Fraz in his hat and me in mine, with him carrying a box of straws. We sat the turkey on the hat which was on the box of straws, and named him Davey. Fraz created an accent for him, and decided that he was lost and needed to find his way to Cuba. As we walked past the Travel Shop thing (yeah the name has escaped me right now) I saw a poster advertising a holiday to Cuba ; photo moment!

We received odd looks from people, which we loved cause we’re just like that.

I decided that Davey needed a friend, so we went back to Poundland (Despite Davey being annoyed that we weren’t taking him to Cuba) and I bought a pig, who we later named Ewan because he was Scottish.

We sat eating our McFlurrys outside Superdrug when I suddenly read out a poster that said “Love Your Mouth“. This made Fraz nearly choke, as he thought I was telling him that I love his mouth (which ya know, I obviously do because his mouth is super hot =D ).

While we sat there, these plastics came out of Superdrug and stood in front of us, just talking. Then, a dude from Superdrug ran out and started talking to them; Fraz heard him say “Come inside while we wait for the police to arrive”. Being easily amused, we were quite amazed that we’d seen shoplifters get caught; the only thing better than that would have been to see them shop lifting as well.

We bought Ribena (I know what you’re drinking) so that we could use the mahoosive straws. We sat there, Fraz drinking, wearing our hats when a buncha chavs strutted up to us. “Can I have your hat?!” yelled one at Fraz as he grabbed the leprechaun hat off his head. Fraz grabbed it back and said “no!” so the chav went for mine, but I was holding on to it for dear life so he couldn’t take it away; no one was stealing my Ewan! After they went, Fraz couldn’t believe how mean they’d been; it was as if he didn’t know what chavs were like and this was his first confrontation with them.

Again, while sitting there, a girl we know (Kathryn) saw us and walked up to talk to us. We ended up telling her random things we’d seen and done, and Fraz commented that we were like an old married couple, saying things like “oh yes dear, we did that too!” which was kinda true =P

As we started walking down to..wherever, we saw a friend of ours (Alistair) walking up to his job at McDonalds so we started talking to him. I felt crappy; Fraz is 6ft2 (maybe even 3 now) and Alistair is about the same height; and then there was me. I’m tiny. And they wouldn’t let me forget it either; tall people never do. Kimi commented that I was a pixie =P which is true =D

We went home, and a few hours later Fraz came round again =D I really can’t get enough of that guy; I’ve missed him oodles and oodles so I need to build up my Fraz fix again =D

We walked round Baschurch in our hats, me carrying Davey and Fraz carrying a burberry umberella. We rock so  much. We called on Amy; who was prolly quite scared of us as we probably came across as being drunk (We get drunk on air) and we freaked out her parents to start off with, but then her mum offered us some runner beans, which Fraz took (he has a problem with free food…). We  then saw a house that was offering free vegetables in their garden, and he managed to clear nearly all of it; telling us that his mum would be proud of him; with his sticky caugette (one of my favourite euphamisms today).

My battery is running low, so I’m gonna wrap this up.

I love Fraz =D I really do.

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