Randomosity With Buttons And Cheese

So last Sunday I went up to Yorkshire with Kimi and Frazzles to stay with my aunty for 4 days. To any of you who care, but mainly for my own amusement,  I shall now write a blog about that trip =)

 

Sunday

I woke up too early, probably cause I was excited. I had a shower and did last minute packing and it was still way too early. I was just milling round the house until 9.30 finally rolled round and Kimi arrived with her giant zebra striped suitcase. We had fun squishing that into the back of car; which is too small, according to Kimi. We managed it though (when I say we I mean my dad) and we were stood there hoping Frazzle’s would be small and squishable. It was, thank God.
With everything in, we were off.

Mum had bought an FM Transmitter so we could play our ipods and Fraz’s zen through the speakers in the car, so there we were playing cheesey pop and dance music and singing along. My poor parents. That was only the start of it.

A few hours later (after a few stops and a lunch break where we ate our Paula) we arrived at Asda, where we were going to buy our food for the next few days. Mum gave us certain foods we had to go and fetch; pizza, chips, pasta, quorn, ice cream… and off we skipped. To be honest, we probably weren’t that helpful; me and Kimi just looked like the lesbians of asda and Fraz might have looked like our stalker , following us. We did our usual idiotic stuff, and then we were off to my aunt’s house.

We pulled up her drive, to Kimi’s oohs and aahs and then unloaded the car. I was sharing a room with Kimi, but as there were three beds and it was quite big Fraz decided he was going to spend most of the time in there with us. His room was tiny, which meant the bed was even tinier. For those of you who don’t know Fraz (which is any of you reading this, minus Kimi), he hs 6ft2. Yep, that tall. That meant his footles would be hanging off the end of the bed. Poor him.

After we had unpacked (which consisted of Kimi hanging up clothes, and laying them out in drawers, and me and Fraz just leaving our things in our bags for when we wanted them) we had dinner. Yummy yummy pizza and happy stars. I was too excited about the stars; but they were so happy!

We ate our stuff, then decided to go for a little wander down the lane. We walked down a long path, then realised it ended up at someone’s house; the house was surrounded by a large gate with a speaker thing by the side. Whoops. We walked up the road then climbed over a fence into a field, which I realised was actually my aunt’s, so that was okay. Fraz developed a strange fascination with hay stacks and wanted to climb into the big shed thing had a tractor and hay. We did that (with me complaining  a lot; I am not an outdoorsy type girl. I like sitting indoors… like here)  and then heard banging… so we left. As we reached the bottom of the field we saw a stye for us to climb over. Seeing this as a feel free to walk into this field and carry on with your little adventure we climbed over and started walking up the field next to ours. Suddenly we heard yelling and saw angry people, shouting GET OUT!! we hurried out and started coming up with apologies and explanations, in case they complained to our people. They didn’t, so that was fine.

[[Woops, I've just realised that we actually ate after our little adventure. Just swap those two things around...]]

After dinner [[I've got it right this time]] we rooted through the wardrobe for games to play. We found Twister. Yey!! Although, it wasn’t as fun as it should have been, seeing as we were quite tired from the long journey up. We found a charades game, which showed my complete and utter crapness at miming out actions. Even being able to use sounds did not help; it was quite pitiful. Suprisingly, Fraz managed to get my POP! POP! POP! mmm yummy POP! POP! POP! right; it was popping popcorn. Well done Fraz. However, when it was his turn to act out mother dog with puppies we had no clue; they’re drinking off my teets!  did not help at all.

We then played Pictionary which wasn’t really any better. We gave that up, and went down to watch TV. After letting Kimi watch Big Brother, it was time for Top Gear! Yey!! We were giggling away to them all, when we finally realised Kimi had fallen asleep. We knew she was tired and not feeling that well, but we did not expect her to fall asleep through one of her favourite programmes.

I should probably point out here that Kimi is a very heavy sleeper. She will sleep through anything and nothing can wake her up; the only thing that will wake her is if you touch her and shake her. Then, and only then, will she wake up and say “Don’t touch me!”

She didn’t wake up through Top Gear, and stayed asleep at 9, even though she had wanted to watch Big Brother. Instead, me and Fraz watched a programme about where hair extensions come from. It disturbed me a great deal; but I won’t go into it now..it’s odd.

Kimi woke up at about 9.45 and announced she was going to bed. I stayed downstairs with Fraz ’cause we both wanted to watch The Sunday Night Project with one of my favourite gay celebrities.

As we became sleepier, we became stranger. My aunt has a foot rest with tassles, and for some bizarre reason, we decided to name it and keep it as our pet. I named it Rolfie and as it says Poufles on it’s stomach we renamed it Rolfie Poufles. We were playing with it, and stroking it, and being generally quite strange. We stayed up until about 11.30, being the freaks we are.

Quotes/Randomosity from the day:
-*sigh* I love sheep ~ Me (suprisingly)
-”Cause I’m down with the kids!” *avec strange hand movements* ~ Fraz
-”look at my nails!” *hold out hands* “look at my hair!” *point at hair* “Look at my nails”*hold out hands* “Look at my hair!” *bunny ears behind head* ~Me / Fraz
- [I THINK this one came from Monday; it went throughout the trip really] “I love it! Two fruity flavours twisted together!” ~ Kimi quoting an advert.

 

Monday

I woke up early again, despite not having much sleep; I hadn’t fallen asleep for ages because I had had the song Wearing My Rolex in my head, and I couldn’t sleep through it. That was annoying.

After me and Fraz had had our showers and we had all had brekkie we set off to York.

Again, the car journey consisted of our music blaring out of the speakers. That was good.

We arrived at the park and ride stationy thingy, which was in the car park of a giant Tescos. Seeing the Now 70 album quite cheap in Tescos, Kimi decided she’d buy it there. So off we went, into Tescos. Kimi got her CD, then I pointed out the giant gliding thing, so we had to walk up it. When I say walk I mean Fraz had to walk backwards, then on the way down he sat down. You can’t take him anywhere, you really can’t. 

We were wandering around looking at stuff, waiting for my rents to come find us, when I spotted the Russell Brand book for £3!!! Obviously I bought it, and I’m reading it now. Well not right now, but yeah.

We got the bus into York and spent the journey talking about whether or not we should get the bus into Easingwold. We decided it against it.

We walked round York, me thinking “Bev’s stood here!!” “and HERE!” “and HERE!” We walked into Free Spirit (Think it was called that) and instantly, me and Fraz lost Kimi. Frazzle spotted an awesome bag that I loved so I bought it =D We went upstairs to look at boardshorts with Kimi, but to be honest we weren’t that helpful. I’m sorry Kimi. I bought a load of badges for my badge hat; they’ve gotta be some of the best ; rudeboy, babe, lost sheep. I love badges. Kimi bought a pair of zebra shoes; they’re amazing.

We went in more girly shops, and it must have driven Fraz insane. When we were in the Disney shop I  took photos of everyone with random toys; there was a GIANT eeyore, it was amazing!!

We nabbed some raspberries (yummy) and some freshly made lemonade (that was soooo good) and some ice cream, which we ate in the most seductive ways we could *wink wink nudge nudge*.

Everywhere we went, me and Kimi would shout BEV!!! SAM!! SEAN!! TOBY!!! in the hope one of them would turn round and reply. They never did though..well a few times people looked at us as if we were loons, which we were, so fair enough!

Being us, we decided to ring Bev, but as we couldn’t get through we left a voice mail. Then Fraz left one. Then I left one. Then Kimi left another one. She was so lucky, and we had lots of fun =D

On the bus back we sat at the back (cause we are so hardcore) near these 4 wannabee emos. Frazzles turned his blue tooth on and one of the girls was called Iz Wiz (Unless it was the blue tooth name of one of the grannies on the bus..) and so he attempted sending her random photos. None of them went through, but then again none of them were looking at their phone. We named another one (after guessing which was Iz Wiz) and called her Netty, cause she was wearing netty gloves. We tried saying IZ WIZ really loudly, but they never turned round. Shame shame.

Before dinner that evening we decided that we would devour the three lemons that we’d bought in Asda. As Kimi was a lemon virgin me and Fraz had the upper hand, as we knew what to expect. However, it didn’t go as well as the first time we had tried, and this time we managed to get lemon juice everywhere (lemon juice really makes your skin sting) without successfully eating that much lemon; we weren’t that good at peeling it. We ate all of them though, feeling quite bizare afterwards; as expected.

Later that evening we went to the cinema to see Mamma Mia. Cause we were late in, we had to sit on the floor (well on the seats that were on the floor; as in not slanted) right near the front. That was kind of amazing because the screen was mahoosive. We realised what freaks we are when we all giggled at a special k advert. Then we all found random things funny throughout the film. Me and Kimi swooned over the hot guy, and we giggled over Pierce Brosnan (wow I  can not spell) singing. Mwahaha.

We were waiting to be picked up outside the cinema and I was kinda hyper while feeling ill, which is when I go delusional. I was dancing, jumping, hugging the pole (and no that is not a euphamism) and then I got down on one knee and proposed to Kimi. I scraped my knee though, and started bleeding. That was my most painful proposal. (She said yes by the way).

When we got home, Kimi rang her brother to find out what the french guy who was staying with them was like. He told her he was like this guy in her year, and Kimi was like “eugh great.”  I said to her “Is he your boo?” and Kimi said, in the bestest voice ever “He used to be my booo”. Which then became our phrase for the next couple of days.

We watched an episode of Friends on my laptop and ate our Rocky Road icecream. I swear it was like heaven in a tub. I was tired so I curled up in my bed while Kimi and Fraz watched more Friends.

Tuesday

After showering and breakfasting (Fraz eats  a lot) we drove to Bradford to go to the Media Museum. It was  so so so so so so much fun! Mainly cause we are all so easily amused. We made friends who I managed to freak out by looking at them seductively.

We found a screen with blue screen thingy, and me and Fraz stood there patting and thrusting at a policeman. I’m so proud of us.

There was a news reading t able and tv thing that me and Kimi sat at, arms round each o ther, so it looked like lesbian news night. Well, with us; it was.

We stayed there for lunch and I bought chips and cheese. I got a tub of cheese. It was ah-mar-zing. Fraz ate lots, and while he was still eating me and Kimi looked around the gift shop. Kimi was looking for stuff for her family, and I was just looking for stuff. I saw a girl with a dinosaur teddy and I immediately wanted it. I walked round looking for one and found one. It was so cute and I thought CELINA! So I had to buy it and name it Celina. Yey!

After the media museum we went onto Haworth (where the Bronte sisters grew up). There were oodles of pretty girly shops there, so I took Frazz into the interesting shops and we took photos of each other with random stuff.  There was a sign in one shop that said “please do not try on the hats simply to take photos of yourself” so after accidentally taking photos of each other, we took a photo of the sign. Whoops.

When we got back from Hawoth (after buying sweets and a fish shaped soap) we watched She’s The Man, while eating the rest of the Rocky Road icecream. Nummy.

Wednesday

Because we knew this day would be the hottest and sunniest day of our trip we had left going to the beach till then. We set off early-ish ready for a long journey to Filey. There was a minor fall-out between Kimi and Fraz which created a lovely tense atmosphere in the car. They soon brightened up when we reached the beach; thank god.

As soon as we pulled in the car park Kimi was all ready to run down to the beach, but the rest of us were hungry. Kimi was adament that it had only been two hours since brekkie, but it had been four so we deserved lunch. Finally, after oodles of complaints from Kimi, she realised she was hungry too and that we should get lunch first and then go down to the beach.

We found a little sandwhich shop and while we (Well, I) stood there deliberating which sarnie I should choose, a little drama went on; a woman stormed back into the shop after buying a tub of coleslaw, demanding for her money back as she had been over charged. That was exciting (the woman was in the wrong by the way; the girl behind the counter had charged her right for that food that she wanted. Damn weasel woman).

As none of us had thought to take sun cream with us (whoops) we went off on a search to buy some. It was waay too expensive in the pharmacy so we raided the local pound shop. This pound shop was different to other pound shops, and it seemed to have a slight personality problem. Prices ranged from 85p to £5… neither of them being £1. Poor little pound shop.

We bought some cheapy suncream and just as we were about to leave the shop I spotted some RockStar in the fridge. As this drink features in alllll of Sceneareus vlogs (check them out on youtube, they’re amazing) I had to buy it to see what all the fuss was about.

Walking down to the beach we shared the can of Rockstar, which was disturbingly green but also very nice. I still have the can now; I collect random stuff.. obviously.

As soon as we had set up our stuff on the beach, Kimi and Frazzles were off to the water, leaving me to protect our things. When they came back I realised I wanted to go down to the sea with them, so we rang my mummy and asked her to come and look after our stuff. She agreed to, but as we had to wait for them to actually come and find us we wasted time by playing Frisbee (badly I might add; me and Kimi are quite pathetic at catching and throwing. Fraz, of course, was perfect. Screw you Fraz!!) Mummy and Daddy arrived, and we ran down to the sea, writing random 6.2 much and 69s in the sand. We are such rebels. Fraz drew a giant penis, but we smudged it out. Tut tut Fraz.

While in the sea, Kimi swam a bit and I skimmed stones with Fraz. Well, he skimmed stones and I just threw them in, until he managed to teach me how to actually do it properly. Yey! When Kimi became lonely swimming by herself (I can’t swim and Fraz didn’t have any thing to swim in; he was just in normal clothes), she huffed off (sorry Kimi, but you did!) and we went back to our stuff.

I started doing a lil bit of poi, and for the first time ever I was able to do it. I was so happy!! Then Fraz tried and he managed to do it… kinda. Then Kimi tried but wasn’t that successful; next time babe. It’s taken me about a year to do it.

We found little pools of water with steam around them; they were like spas! We messed around in them, me and Fraz throwing mud at each other and Kimi looking like a mermaid while talking to her little black specky people (I would love to live in your mind babe). We started splashing each other until we were fairly wet. We walked down further to the sea and then became drenched. I screamed so much whenever there was a wave; I’m such a wimp! Fraz decided that he might as well swim with Kimi, so I was sent back with their glasses. I walked back to my mum, dripping wet and screaming I HATE KIMI! LOOK!!

The only change of clothes I had with me was a pair of jeans incase it had gotten cold. Since I was so wet, my only option was to change into them. My top was drenched (I felt like I was in a wet tshirt competition, but as it wasn’t seethrough I don’t think I’d have won. Shame shame.) so I had to nick my mum’s shirt and tye it round my waist. With my tied shirt and rolled up jeans I looked like a hillbilly. At first I hated it, but I came to love it (Two fruity flavours twisted together!).

Eventually, when Kimi and Fraz emerged from the sea, they had to change too. Kimi had a change of clothes; she had planned on going swimming so she knew she was going to get wet. Fraz on the other hand only had a pair of trousers, so he had to change into them behind two open umberellas. As he had no shirt, and only had a pink towel wrapped round him, he was desperate to find a shop that sold cheap shirts.

We walked round Filey looking for a charity shop, but came to the “Pound” shop first. I needed a drink  so I got one, and while I was buying it Fraz found amazingly tacky but awesome sunglasses for £1. Obviously, we all got a pair; Fraz got pink, Kimi got blue (although she really needed a green pair cause green is her colour) and I got orange. We walked round wearing them, looking cool.

As it was 4.30 there were no charity shops open and the only shop selling clothes that was open looked really expensive. Thinking ah what the hell I asked the woman who worked there “do you have any really cheap tops for him?” She smiled and said that she could find something. She looked around then pulled out a black top with red AC DC writing on it. But it didn’t say AC DC. Oh no.

It said Jesus. Which is so incredibly fitting for Fraz it’s unbelievable. He bought it, and I bought a top that said “Beauty School Drop Out”, and with our outfits and sunglasses we looked amazingly fit.

On the way back home we stopped off at a pub/restaurant called Tanglewood where we found a little table in the corner. I looked through the menu and there was nothing for vegetarians (which is me, if you didn’t know). I was appalled, and so was Kimi. I asked the hot emo waiter if there was any vegetarian meals and he simply said “look on the board” so I did, and I found five vegetarian meals. Is that the best they can do?! I ended up ordering “sweet and sour peppers with rice” not knowing what the hell that was going to be like.

Throughout the whole meal we managed to annoy/freak out the hot emo waiter by laughing everytime he  came over to us/ walk past us. One time when we needed to get his attention I wafted my hand and Kimi and Fraz burst out laughing. That got his attention. Everytime he needed to walk past our table after that (which was a lot, because we were sitting near the door to the kitchen..mwahah) he actually ran past. We felt mean, but it was too funny to really care that much.

We ordered pud-pud, but it didn’t come for ages and I said loudly “I want my ice cream!!” and the next thing I knew, emo dude was carrying a bowl of ice cream over to me. Good emo boy waiter!

Later that evening we went for a walk down to the end of the lane so we could take photos of us in our freaky-hill billy-Jesus outfits. That was way too much fun, and we ended up with oodles of photos. I see a new collage being made in the near future…

Later that night we were sitting in our room looking through the photos on my lappy, when Fraz’s phone rang. It was with-held but he answered it. No one spoke; just giggled and then hung up. Prank calling. Yey. They called back a lot; one time Fraz shoved the phone at me and I answered with Kimi’s idea of Playboy Mansion. They answered with their idea of orgasm noises, so I replied in my “sexy” voice Are you okay? I got more noises and then they hung up. 
That carried on more, with Fraz saying something different every time, but we never heard them; it was just music or some electronic voice saying something Fraz couldn’t understand cause it was so crappy.

We have no idea who it could have been; we thought it was the ninjas but I know  that it wasn’t Olli, because I have my connections (although I don’t think he’ll talk to me anymore because I think he knows it’s me. Whoops).

Thursday

We set off at about 10.30ish, got food as Asda and then were off for home at 11. We played music, but we were all too tired to really do much. We started playing word  games, but then Kimi fell asleep. After lunch, Kimi slept more and me and Fraz listened to podcasts and music. We arrived home at around 2, then took Fraz and Kimi back home.

Ta dah.

If you’ve read this far; well done. Have a cookie.

Love y’all

OXO