Randomosity With Buttons And Cheese

It’s my year’s prom tonight, yet I’m sitting here, writing this. Why, you might ask.

Because…

1) I’m crap at social events. Take the last disco thing I went to as an example:
I stayed with Kimi in a little corner, dancing by ourselves. We didn’t talk to anyone else…

2) I hate the majority of people in my year.
Sure I’d have had fun with the people I do like, but to be honest, I’d prefer being here anyway.

3) The idea of picking out a dress and all that crap for one night does not appeal to me. I’d have looked crap, felt crap, it’d have been horrible.

A lot of people think I’m weird for not going to my prom. I don’t care. If I could have gone with the people I’m good friends with, then of course I’d have gone. But seeing all the happy happy people, and all the  couples slow dancing, I’d have felt bitter and twisted. I’m happy to missing out on that.

So does this mean I have a wasted childhood? Do I miss out on all the things normal children experience?

Probably.

I missed out on having a leavers party when I was in year 6 – I was home schooled for the end half of year 6 (I’m not gonna go in to it). It wasn’t as if I was at the school I’d spend most of my time at – I’d moved away from that one. It wasn’t even at the one I spent a few years at- I’d moved from that one too.

No, I was at another primary school,  missing my people from the other school.

I missed out on year 6’s leaver’s do as well as my prom.

I’ve never been Christened, but then I guess not all normal children do.

I’ve never learnt to swim.

I’ve never had young love when I was little. Ha, that’s no shocker.

I guess I have had a wasted childhood.

Hm.

What a depressing thought.

Yey.

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So that’s me done at The Corbet now. Forever. Finito. Ta Dah.

I’d like to say I’ve enjoyed my time there, but I don’t know. The last two years when I’ve been friends with Kimi, Frazz, Rachey and Daw have rocked but the years before that just seem like a blur. I don’t think I liked them, mainly because I was friends with people who weren’t good for me. I know that sounds weird, but looking back on it, they really weren’t.

So now I have about 10 weeks of freedom. Wait, let me count. 11 weeks of freedom. Yes I can do things like count the weeks on a calander now because I HAVE NOTHING TO DO.

I need hobbies. I’ve started doing so many things, but I just give them up because I get bored. I feel empty now, because there is nothing for me to do. I wrote a list a while back of things I can now do because I have the time, but the thing is – I don’t think I want to do them. Maybe one day i’ll wake up and think “yes I want to do that today” but times like these when I’ve got the afternoon off, there’s nothing. Sure, I can go outside, listen to Tobie and read a book, but how many days am I actually going to want to do that?

I could get a job, but we all know that there’s no chance of that happening. For starters, I’d have to get there and as I can’t drive I would have to get the bus and I hate buses, so that’s out the picture.

I could teach myself Swedish, but that’s one of the things that would only be fun if you were doing it with someone else. When I was listening to it before with Kimi it was fun…

Well I’ve found something to do:

-Film Reviws

-Book Reviews

-Watching The Mighty Boosh on Youtube =)

Oh what fun.

Love you all, at school, having something to do…God damn you all

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As Frazz said; it’s amazing he hasn’t written a blog about our “fun” together… so I will for him =D (although we all know he’d write a betterer one that me)

A few weeks earlier FrazzleDazzle and I were sitting on the bench at the bus stop, watching cars drive past. We started waving in them, in the hope they’d wave back. To our joy, some of them did; because we are such freaks, we were amused by this. Why, I do not know.

Eventually, we became bored of just waving; we needed something different. Something exciting. Using one of my old A3 Graphics sheets, we made a sign, writing HONK 4 CHEESE in big letters. Last Friday we stood at the side of the road, FrazzleDazzle holding the sign and me dancing madly by the side of it. In half an hour, we were honked at 10 times. We were so proud. (We get kicks out of the oddest things. Yesterday lunch me, Kimi and FrazzleDazzle were in hysterics when FrazzleDazzle nicked this girl’s shoes…Gawd knows what’s going on in our minds, but we’re all the same so yey! When we get carted off to the mad house, at least we’ll all be going together).

Earlier this evening we  ventured out again. This time though, it was better. The kind people of Baschurch who look after the roads (Lets call them Road Pixies) had decided to plonk traffic lights near our bus stop (obviously for our enjoyment – I’m sure nothing actually needs to be done to the road) meaning that cars would have to stop and then be able to read the sign and honk!!

thank you road pixies!

At the beginning of our fun, chavs were on our bench (how very dare they?!) so we were forced to stand next to the road sign that said “Please Wait Here When Red Light Shows”. However, this meant that we were near to the car at the front of the line (who found us funny…damn him in his BMW) but not to the othes (although one time, people in a 4by4 loved us, and they were two cars back..woo!)

The chavs eventually left on their bikes and were run over further down the road.

They weren’t, but what a wasted oppurtunity.

This meant we could regain our positions near the bench =)

We were honked at many times, but lots of people waved. No. I’m sorry, but waving is not the same as honking. Can these people not read?! Do they think we’re just standing by the side of the road holding paper for the hell of it?! (The actual answer is beside the point).

Next time, we need to take another sign that says “Do Not Wave!” That will maybe help…

In other news, we have our recital on Sunday, soooo DON’T YOU DARE RAIN!!!!! (not many times you’ll hear me say that!)

Luff wiikkii

OXO

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So this is another pointless blog, but hey – I’m bored.

I was watching music videos this morning (as I do) and Gabriella Climenti (whatev) came on. I said out loud (to myself, obviously) wow look at that dude!! Shockingly, it was a guy with long hair playing a guitar. I am such a sucker for guys with long hair and guitars.

I’ma gonna have fun doing A Level Music *drools* YEY!

As Kimi knows, I bought men’s shower gel the other day because it smels SO good (Kimi said: at least you know you’re straight).

I used it a few minutes ago, and now I smell like man.

It’s so nice, but very disappointing. Where’s the man?!

Nowhere. =(

So yeah.

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I learnt this evening that I can not deal well with drama, even when it doesn’t include me at all.

I’ll explain.

Since Frazzle was revising blodge for tomorrow (and we all know what his revision consists of.. doodles (Y) ) I went food shopping with my mum. We were on the road in between Tescos and that other shop that I’ve completely forgotton the name of, when suddenly this van driving in the opposite direction just stopped in the middle of the road. I thought “Ooh maybe something’s happened to his car – that’s not good”. He got out and stormed up to this car 2 in front of us and started yelling. The driver in that car got out (We were at a red light by the way) and started yelling back.

Van guy: I wasn’t even on the f**king phone you f****t!
Car guy said something but I couldn’t hear him cause he was too far away – the van guy however was right next to my window.
Van guy: Gallaghers!!
Car guy said something
Van guy: Suck on ya mother!
(Whatever the hell that means, I don’t want to know)
Then the van guy got in his van (that was right next to my window) and the car guy ran up to it and started kicking it. Van guy drove off (probably crying because his precious van was dented) and car guy got in his car. I got the number plate of van guy just in case…

My mum turned round to see what I was doing, and noticed I was shaking. “Oh God babe are you okay?!” I grinned and said “Yeah!” and burst out crying. Why I did that, I have no idea. I’m just bad at those sort of things.

So that’s police woman off my job list (Y)

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Yesterday I heard shocking news.

Girls Aloud are going to break up.

I know, I know, it’s awful. Sarah (the blonde one) wants a solo career, obviously because she is the only girl in the group who can actually speak French and she doesn’t want to let the funky music do the talking anymore.

Despite first impressions, I really don’t care about Girls Aloud. Sure, they’re fun to mock but we all knew it was going to end. However, the announcement made me remember how I felt when S Club 7 broke up.

I was devastated. To be honest, after Paul left and S Club 7 became S Club they just went down hill; somehow Paul held it all together. When they eventually admitted defeat, I was heart broken. S Club 7 were no more. I would have to find another group to focus my obsession on.

Busted.

Unfortunately, quite soon after I started liking Busted, I realised they just weren’t that good and shifted my love to someone else- McFly. When Busted broke up I simply laughed and said “Hey, Busted are busted!”

After I developed taste and stopped liking McFly, I started to like decent music (however those of you who know me will know that I still listen to cheesey pop now and again…it’s just so damn cheesey!).

One of my favourite bands at the moment is Fall Out Boy, mainly because their music is so random (thanks to the lyrics by Pete Wentz *swoon*… sorry Frazz). The other day Bev dropped a bombshell:

Fall Out Boy are taking a break from their music while Pete Wentz spends time with his new wife Ashlee Simpson, who is now up the duff.

Noo!!!!

Thankfully at the moment my music taste is fairly large, and I like many many many different  bands and singers, so the news about FOB didn’t hit me too badly.

This blog was completely pointless, but I am bored so there you have it. I guess this is the start of something bad – I’m going to be bored a lot lately because I have nothing to do anymore, and I have no one to ring up and order to come round to unboredify me (well, until it’s 4.30 when I’m gonna make Frazz come round…)

Luff wiikkii

Good luck with your exams guys

OXO

Yes, there is actually such a thing. Believe me.

So this post is mainly for Kimi, cause I was waiting to tell her this story but she hasn’t been online. Damn her. So Frazz, if you’re reading, you don’t have to =P

I was walking up to school to meet Frazzle and Rachey and I reached the top of the private drive when I looked up and saw this guy. I knew there was a hot guy who lived down the corner but I’ve never really seen him properly before.

Phwoar.

Phwoar.

Phwoar.

When I looked at him, he was putting a shirt on.

Double Phwoar.

(I’ll continue to write even though Kimi is now online)

So as we walked closer to each other (i.e. I crossed the road to him) and I was able to get a closer look, I realised he looked just like someone. It came to me immediately; Frezned. Yes, that’s right. I live near Frezned.

When I crossed the road I found myself walking in front of him, which meant I was suddenly very aware of my walking. So I started hysterically walking. I don’t know how, but that’s the only way that seems to describe it.

I turned around, but he’d disappeared. I missed that orangey yellow shirt.

Next time I see him, I have to yell Are you Frezned?!

I’m sure he won’t be though. Life just isn’t that nice.

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Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and laughed? I don’t mean on days such as Halloween, or on days where you have a fancy dress party; just in general.

This morning I got dressed, then wandered over to the mirror to brush my hair. I stopped and started giggling to myself. Here’s why.

Have you ever see the music video for Destiny Child’s song Survivor? You know the one – they’re all in cameo clothes, on some desert island singing about how they’re surviving… blah blah blaaah.

Well I look as if I’ve just crawled out of that video.

I’d post a picture, but I really don’t want so you’ll just have to believe me. Black strappy  top and cameo shorts. If only I had darker skin (although my tan  IS getting darker every day) – I wouldn’t want to be the white one in Destiny’s Child.

They’ve split up though, haven’t they?

God dammit.

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So my boredem has reached the point where I don’t have anything better to do apart from write a blog about what happened today, and the sad thing is not much actually happened today…

Lunch was weird. We were just sitting there, minding our own businesses, being the freaks we are, when this girl started walking round us (we were sitting in our usual  triangle). We looked at her, and she carried on. She  walked through us back to her friends, who were laughing hysterically. Recognising her as Rachel from work experience I told Kimi and Frazz that she is evil and annoying. She came back a minute later, this time bringing her friend for back up. They walked round us, and then through us, although this time Kimi and Frazz reached out and grabbed Rachel’s leg. She said a few, ahem, pleasant words and walked away.

A few minutes later we decided to walk round them, just for the sheer hell of it. Up we stood and headed over to them, ignoring the protesting shouts of “it wasn’t us, it was our friends” yeh we don’t care.

Frazz walked through them, as me and Kimi walked round them (obviously we chicked out, and let Frazz have the glory). Being the rebels we are, we sat down next to them, and started talking about..well stuff. Suddenly a chunk of mango flew through the air at landed on Frazz. We looked over at the girls who were giggling manically and gave them our oh dear god you’re pathetic look. Obviously that just spurred them on, and they continued to throw mango at us.. I say us but it mainly hit Fraz -  obviously because they admired him =P.. some of it Kimi, but I only got hit once. Lucky me =D

When they ran out of mango, they started throwing small tubs that the mango came in (oh they’re so clever) and when we got enough, we made a pyramid with them. Then they got annoyed at us for having fun with their weapons so they threw…a spoon =O

I know right!

I found another spoon, and started digging a hole with Kimi. The girls got bored of us, we obviously didn’t entertain them enough with our constant “don’t ya just love mango?!” and asking them for more.

So that was lunch.

It was fun.

I’m going to go do something now.

Yey!

Luff wiikkii

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